DESCRIPTION
Think your green thumb is impressive? These purple polarized sunglasses are named after a kraken with 8 green tentacles and the hydroponic garden of your dreams. Unleash your inner and watch your garden grow through these reflective green polarized lenses.
NON-REFLECTIVE LENSES
MADE FOR MEDIUM NOGGINS
These black-on-black sunglasses have a classic look to match the dark eternal void of your soul perfectly!!! Polarized black lenses with UV400 protection and no slip, no bounce frames that stay put during running, golfing, or summoning evil spirits.
MEET THE OG
NO SLIP
Constructed with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating.
NO BOUNCE
Snug, lightweight black frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing while you crush your workout.
ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized black lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays.
ALL ORIGINAL
A classic frame shape with timeless appeal that will always be in style. (Unlike those heinous trends of the late ‘00s.)